The Incurable Bookwyrm

all the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust.

canadican:

rider-waite:

lauramain-sherlolly:

dudeufugly:

wivalamine:

shahlalalalala:

earthlyscum:

can someone bring capes back into fashion

when the fuck did they even go out of fashion

Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion

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The first time the Incredibles took over a post and I am so happy about it

reminder that stratogale was in high school when she got sucked into the airplane propeller and died

do you ever just think edna sat in the back of the funeral in the little hometown church
the sound of sniffling and crying surrounding her
wearing a floor-length black dress and a black veil to hide her puffy eyes as she takes out her sketchbook and starts ripping all her design ideas for costumes out
whispering “no capes. no capes. no capes.” over and over, knowing that it was her fault a high school student died a horrific, painful death to the point where they can’t have a body to bury

WHAT

WHY WOULD YOU

WHY WOULD YOU

WHY

kimchicutie:

stunningpicture:

Raw Fire Opal

pretty sure thats a petrified Dragon’s heart

kimchicutie:

stunningpicture:

Raw Fire Opal

pretty sure thats a petrified Dragon’s heart

electricfunicole:

lepetitelaure:

Take note

Seriously holy shit I have a natural thigh gap and all I ever see is “omg thigh gaps are so gross I can’t believe everyone is obsessed with that it’s not even natural” like thanks…

electricfunicole:

lepetitelaure:

Take note

Seriously holy shit I have a natural thigh gap and all I ever see is “omg thigh gaps are so gross I can’t believe everyone is obsessed with that it’s not even natural” like thanks…

Dalek Episodes: 2005 - present
They survive. They always survive while I lose everything.

rainbowrites:

spacethefinalfuck:

thebigfour-ahojako:

satan-chan:

Incredible cosplay

I think that he took cosplay a little bit too far.

he saw his chance and he took it

DISABLED PEOPLE COSPLAYING DISABLED CHARACTERS
SO HAPPY

rainbowrites:

spacethefinalfuck:

thebigfour-ahojako:

satan-chan:

Incredible cosplay

I think that he took cosplay a little bit too far.

he saw his chance and he took it

DISABLED PEOPLE COSPLAYING DISABLED CHARACTERS

SO HAPPY

ifipressthisbuttonwhathappens:

memespray:

OH MY GOD

It’s official: the scruff has killed me.

Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*

glimmeringpersonality:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

This is literally everyday people at the theatre

cloudcuckoolander527:

Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)

Never let this trend die. 

mydraco:

my deepest fear is that my kids will think that harry potter is a piece of crap

castiel-knight-of-hell:

asgardian—angels:

John visiting the Ianto Jones memorial in Cardiff 
you little shit

castiel-knight-of-hell:

asgardian—angels:

John visiting the Ianto Jones memorial in Cardiff 

you little shit